🧪  In-app CRO & experimentation for subscription apps

Turn downloads into subscribers in <5 min — no ad spend

Helping mobile app founders fix leaky onboarding, uncovincing paywalls & comically frustrating UX
🟢  Available next in Dec 2024
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You have less than 5 minutes to impress, retain & make a sale to your app users.

Convincing your users to open their wallets isn't an easy task. You might get 3 days max. Then they're gone. Forever. Poof! 💨
That said, here are...

🔪 

5 reasons why your
net revenue's suffering...

1 → Burning money on paid marketing — without optimizing your in-app funnel
2 → Attempting to monetize — before leading users to the  ‘AHA moment’
3 → Relying on guesswork — instead of data-driven design decisions
4 → Onboarding all users to a confusing, mediocre & soulless funnel
5 → Failing to make people return to your app , day in, day out!

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But it doesn’t

have to be this way...

2 ways I help mobile app founders
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The in-app funnel fix OS
$3,000 discount for early-stage apps
Outcome-based payment plan
Pause, cancel & restart anytime
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Onboarding experimentation
Fix your onboarding funnel — build peak intent to turn downloads into revenue.
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Paywall A/B testing
Boost subscription conversions— find out your best performing paywall variants.
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Core UX optimization
Reduce friction points in key user flows — say goodbye to frustrated rage taps.
⚔️
Hands-on UI/UX work
Get visual concept for key screens on Figma for immediate implementation
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Analytics deep dives
Diagnose in-app funnel blockages with session replay & product analytics
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Behavioral design
Apply psychological triggers to drive engagement, retention & viral growth
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The app roast OS
Quick one-off actionable feedback
3 to 7 days avg. turnaround time
100% money-back guarantee
🎥
45-min+ loom video audit
Get actionable recommendations to fix your subscription revenue leakages
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5+ competitor app teardowns
‘Steal like an artist’ from your top 
5-10 competitors to drive hyper growth
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Winning A/B test ideas
Get DIY workbook/google sheet of my hypotheses to test & see what sticks.
💯
RICE scorecard
Prioritize experiments - from biggest needle-movers to lowest impact ones.
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Copywriting tips
Borrow your user’s voices from reviews to show that your app is a real deal.
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Swipe file access
Get our $99/year "Wallet-opening onboarding playbook" for $0.00

FAQs

📧  Email rahat@roastmyapp.co
if your question wasn’t answered below
📈 How is success defined for your CRO program?
🪛  What are the 10 steps of 'In-app Funnel Fix' OS?
📆  How long are your typical engagements?
🔥  What can I expect when I submit my app for a roast?
🛠️  Which tools will you use during our engagement?
🚫 Which app categories do you not work in?
This is how I avoid

getting on SALES call 😅

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Wall of app roasts

Watch me point out low-hanging fruit problems, and provide actionable insights to fix them.
“Identified a lot of growth potentials which I couldn’t think of before!”
“I started the A/B test and already deployed the winning version”
“Discovered many missed opportunities in my app designs”
Rahat

Hello — I’m Muhammad

💰 I help mobile app founders increase revenue — without increasing acquisition.
📱  I write [a lot] about mobile onboarding & paywalls on LinkedIn
✌️ Connect with me to see my posts on your feed.
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